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250434 notes 7 hours agoReblog

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via berserker-neko)

544870 notes 8 hours agoReblog

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

(Source: isexualdisaster, via moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur)

182469 notes 8 hours agoReblog

49799 notes 8 hours agoReblog

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.


They will be upgraded

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.

They will be upgraded

77786 notes 8 hours agoReblog

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

(via moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur)

87271 notes 8 hours agoReblog

darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur)

300429 notes 8 hours agoReblog

mtv:

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

i do 

mtv:

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

i do 

(via moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur)

75874 notes 8 hours agoReblog

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

(via achieving-mediocrity)

211746 notes 8 hours agoReblog

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

(Source: poodlepunk, via thefrogman)

453628 notes 8 hours agoReblog

lameust:

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

 

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

307817 notes 8 hours agoReblog

magpizza:

ingridsbergman:

jillbiden:

avferreira:

Just because a person is a good actor, doesn’t mean they’d be good in any role. 

But Meryl Streep though.

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2583 notes 8 hours agoReblog

minishcap:

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441013 notes 8 hours agoReblog

mistafuckingbooty:

holywatersupersoakers:

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE

wait WHAT?!

(Source: bckettsponytail, via moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur)

3341 notes 8 hours agoReblog

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

(via misskungfuwaffle)

141120 notes 8 hours agoReblog

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

(via misskungfuwaffle)

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